kndall:

"wake up it’s time to go to school"image

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clestroying:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving the money

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We fall in love easily with people who give us the things we think we deserve.


hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

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seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

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intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

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the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

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faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours

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latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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